laws of men

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recently, there have been a number of websites and commercials that have started to state out in public, the secret laws of men.
  the originals laws wer developed a couple of centuries ago when sailors from her majesties government, Samuri warriors, frontiersmen, desert nomads,polar hunters, and sub sahara warriors gathered together on a mountainous island and camped out for 60 days and nights, all in the attempt to unify and codified laws of men.   No women were allow.
   In this event, secret laws and language was developed.
   the language was allowed to be used throughout the world to remind men of the secret laws, but the laws were still to remain secret.  women were not allow to know of these laws.
  Now i do understand that after time we men need to be reminded of the laws, however the laws are still secret and kept out of the possesion of the ladies.  for such laws could be used against us by the ladies, therefore this thread shall go over the laws again but using the language of the men.
please remember to use men language only when posting laws of men
Law #1: GRUNT!!! *scratches in private rear area*    woof grunt grunt howl   *sniffs arm pit*    *shakes head no* !!!!!!!!